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1.) OK: This is the word women use to end an argument when they decided that they are right and that you are an asshole.

2.) FIVE MINUTES: A) yes it is fixing, it means half hour, but ... b) If you asked your help in something, is exactly five minutes.

3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. It means something and you should be fully alert. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end with OK (see point 1).

4.) NO PROBLEM, GO-NO-NO DO-IT or annoy me: It's a challenge, and nothing's permission to do what you're planning. Do not even think it! If you do, you already uploaded a bitch.

5.) Great sigh: Actually, the sigh is a word, but men usually do not understand. A loud and clear sigh means she thinks you're an idiot and wonders why it is losing time arguing about NOTHING (See item 3 for understanding the meaning of NADA).

6.) VERY GOOD: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can say to a man. WELL means she think carefully before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) THANKS: If a woman thanks you something, do not ask, do not be surprised, please, just say nothing and Become asshole.

8.) Equals or ME DA LO MISMO: It is the feminine form to send you to fuck your mother, or is another way of saying if very hidden but waiting for the man realize qe

9.) QUIET, I understand: Another dangerous phrase that means that although the woman has told the man repeatedly to do something, finally making itself ends. This, then push the man to ask, WHAT? To know the answer to the woman, see Item 3